February 2012
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Watch“What are we on, Swipe!” Just 15 minutes earlier, these 5 cops were demanding entrance and accusing me of being on drugs. All sorts of drugs! They were convinced I was about to die and that they were going to save me.
I continued to assure them that I was not on drugs. And that they were welcome to wander around and checkout my stockpile of nyquil & zyrtec. They were sold after a...
Progesterone.
The toad army is growing and the 3 newly adopted guinea pigs have procreated into a rampant pack of 11. The pond has expanded to 7 feet in diameter and becomes home to dozens of goldfish and 3 large Koi. Each minute, 600 gallons of water flows through a hand built creek and makes a final two foot drop into the deep end — territory claimed by my two turtles, Bob and Bob #2. If I’m king,...
King.
To make good on my promise to write more, let this kick off another series where I look way back and uncover the things that have defined my character. Here goes!
I remember countless nights, between 10 and 11 years of age, where I would goto bed convinced I’d wake up alone. A world where my dad abandoned us and where my mother was dead. It wasn’t until my mother had already...
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The double-digit doggies.
We all know I don’t like the number 11.
It’s stupidly verbose. It’s the smallest positive integer requiring three syllables.
It’s prime. Try to share it with 2, 3, 4, or 5 people. Someone is going to get jipped.
If you take one away, you’re left with a game of hang man [ 1 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ]. I’m still bummed about killing that man in third grade.
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Good things.
In this months installment of good things worthy of a spotlight:
Dust bunnies and the joy of sucking them up without loosing suction. Thanks Dyson.
Willow trees and the weight of the world pulling them down.
Horses. Let’s step back and think about a world without them. We’d probably be riding elephants.
Clouds. They can be whatever you want if you look at them hard enough. Even...
January 2012
6 posts
Things i do like:
Mangos & alpacas.
Buttons. On both sweaters. And pants.
Bungee cords.
Music symbols in subtitles. ♪♪♪
Mowing lawns diagonally every 3rd week.
Pantone 5415 C (Pigeon blue)
Old trees.
Watered down lemonade.
Back to back naps.
Things i don't like:
Turning socks outside in back around.
The number 11. Gross.
Cardigans.
Capital i’s and apostrophes.
Fruit flies.
Self adhesive flooring.
Stay tuned…
December 2011
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October 2011
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6 to the L to the 2 to the Long Island Railroad to the Airtram to Jetblue flight 647 to Bart to the Muni!
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September 2011
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August 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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Our campfire bot, Sparky, had a bit of a seizure today.
kylefox:
Jason is building a Campfire bot for Carbonmade. Hilarity ensues!
April 2011
2 posts
WatchIt’s 3AM! I’ve drank to much Nyquil! And can’t sleep!
March 2011
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February 2011
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January 2011
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